10 Excuses For Sleeping At Work

For the most part I’ve kept this site to strickly serious content. After a few stressful weeks, its nice to relax with some lighter office humor…

10 Excuses For Sleeping At Work

1. ”They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”

2. ”This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”

3. ”Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!”

4. ”I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”

5. ”I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

6. ”I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?”

7. ”Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”

8. ”The coffee machine is broken…”

9. ”Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot…”

10. ”…..in Jesus’ name, Amen.”